7:43 a.m. – Awake from blissful sleep, blast some Eminem, and head to Classical Chinese.
8:50 a.m. – Exit the windowless Chinese classroom…fluent now?
9:00 a.m. – Pass out in the grill.
10:55 a.m. – Get bothered by fellow grill dwellers.
11:15 a.m. – Eat in D-hall and play some tater tot and/or carrot pong.
12:00 p.m. – Back in grill…no surprise there.
1:15 p.m. – Go to tennis class and attempt to play tennis.
1:16 p.m. – Fail at playing tennis.
2:05 p.m. – Two hours of Chinese history. Shout-out to Mao!
4:05 p.m. – Flash rave to Katy Perry.
4:15 p.m. – Open books and pretend to do homework—in the grill of course.
5:30 p.m. – Eat dindin and plan Wednesday night shenanigans.
6:55 p.m. – Consider beer shower. I hear Wednesday is the new Friday.
6:58 p.m. – Decide it’s too soon.
7:00 p.m. – Take a beer-less shower.
9:00 p.m. – Close by books and drink cocktails and cheap beer on the lovecouch with Veronica and watch Jesse Abraham Arthur McCartney music videos.
9:45 p.m. – Rally troops via a mass text. No excuses seniors!
10:01 p.m. – Head to the Dirty South, stop and do some headstands on the way.
10:15 p.m. – Say a quick hello the beer pong players in Loose.
10:17 p.m. – Play some beer pong in Cleveland. Domination ensued… obviously.
11 p.m. – Travel to State Street.
11:13 p.m. – Sit at the bar and chat with bartender Mary… Washington Apple? Please and thank you.
12:20 a.m. – Still at the bar because no one lets me play pool.
2 a.m. – Ring the “Last Call” bell myself.
2:07 a.m. – Run in with the popos—”Don’t ride your bike on the sidewalk!” …oops.
2:30 a.m. – Kum and Go. ‘nuff said.
2:33 a.m. – Watch people hookah at the Wayne… asthma attack.
2:58 a.m. – Walk my bike home. Goodnight moon, Goodnight Hawkeye.
Danny • Nov 16, 2010 at 10:03 am
How do you have time for all these shenanigans and all your work?