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Horoscope: What’s your canine star sign?

Henry Loomis


March 21-April 19

You’re full of energy and the life of the party thanks to your goofiness and charm. But if you don’t get your zoomies out you can become stir-crazy and start to bark — just like a Jack Russell terrier. 



April 20-May 20

You’re a chihuahua — once you find your person, you are the ultimate lap dog. Loyal and loving, although you are not afraid to bite back when someone underestimates you.



May 21-June 21

Your sociability can turn into restlessness — you never sit still for long, always seeking some kind of action, like an Australian shepherd.



June 22-July 22

You’re a pack dog, just like a husky. You’re cuddly, in touch with your feelings and naturally gorgeous.



July 23-August 22

Like a bichon frisé, you love meeting new people, and you know you’re cute. You’re the true head of the household — let the humans think what they want.



August 23-September 22

You’re smart, you’re capable and you know how you like things. You get the job done and look good doing it, just like a standard poodle.



September 23-October 23

People can’t help but fall in love with you, and you have lots of love to give back — the picture of charm, just like a Shih-Tzu.



October 24-November 21

Unwaveringly devoted, you feel deeply and make long-lasting connections. You’re protective, and you keep an eye on your best people — you’re a German shepherd.



November 22-December 21

You get a bad rap for being noncommittal, but really you’re a trustworthy companion with a healthy sense of independence. As the archer, you’re a quick, natural hunter, just like a greyhound.



December 22-January 19

You’re an Akita — known to many as the most stubborn dog breed, you don’t make friends easily, but when you do, they’re companions for life.



January 20-February 18

You can be intimidating, but you use your intellect for good. You’re clever, and you pick up tricks easily, like a border collie.



February 19-March 20

The ultimate best friend, imaginative and playful, you’re a golden retriever. Plus, you’re both water babies — have you ever met a goldie who doesn’t love to swim?

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Henry Loomis
Henry Loomis, Graphic Designer
Henry Loomis is a second-year studio art major from Eau Claire, Wisconsin.  He loves books, trees, the artist Ellen Gallagher, movies, but especially queer films involving the ocean, and grows more obsessed with Joanna Newsom every day (the songs seem long, but he promises they’re engaging).
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