??:?? a.m. – Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, you, your, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you could, you, you’ll do could you, you want him, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

9:45 a.m. – It’s time to face the day: equip my aloha shirt and my Neat Dude hat

10:00 a.m. – Head to Saints Rest to workshop some Creative Essays and get free coffee (Thanks, Dean)

11:50 a.m. – Borrow a book from [downsjul17] so I can do a reading for my 1 p.m. class

1:10 p.m. – Interrupt class to return said book, @ me if you have beef

1:15 p.m. – Draw a Sweet Picture of myself in my notebook, Hell Yeah

2:00 p.m. – Run into [lepitoar17] after class, plants the following idea in my head: tequila

2:05 p.m. – But Alas, I Have No Money And I Must Work

2:15 p.m. – Not before I slap on a pair of shorts because the sun is shining and my frail bones crave the D

2:40 p.m. – OK so in the latest ARH Construction update, one of the things on the task list is “Investigate attic in Carnegie” and

2:41 p.m. – spooky spooky shit

3:00 p.m. – Think about how much I love Pokémon

3:01 p.m. – Nice

4:00 p.m. – Get out of work early so it’s time to work on Pub Quiz Rounds

4:05 p.m. – Recall all the embarrassing things I’ve done over the past 21 years of my entire life

4:20 p.m. – it’s fine

6:02 p.m. – Low on round ideas so I think about my favorite things

6:03 p.m. – Write a round on eggs, an “eggy round” if you will

8:30 p.m. – Head to the printers 30 minutes before pub quiz so I won’t be late as usual

8:55 p.m. – Hit up my favorite news site, www.crouton.net, to start writing the Current Events round

9:10 p.m. – p u b q u i z

9:40 p.m. – Tragedy: The Team With “Egg” In Their Name Leaves Before The Egg Round

10:10 p.m. – Pub Quiz is over, and next week’s Pity Pick round will be on Penguins

10:11 p.m. – [looks at the camera] I forgot to eat today

10:40 p.m. – Ponder some spicy text messages I got from an unknown number yesterday (“You’re beautiful. Where are you from? You have god energy in your pictures. Thank you for sharing your number it’s late you should be getting to bed.”)

11:00 p.m. – [engleman17] calls the number, no answer

11:01 p.m. – THEY CALL BACK and DENY sending the messages, so we send them a screenshot of the messages

11:30 p.m. – Engage in discourse about coconut oil, nectar, and recycling

2:00 a.m. – Still down to clown, but it’s time for bed.