5:30 a.m.—Alarm goes off. Regret buying alarm. Not happening.

5:45 a.m.—Backup alarm goes off. Jump up. Head off to jog or work out.

6:30 a.m.—Speed shower to one song.

6:40 a.m.—Ponder about outfit. Forget to check weather. Wear light sweater in 20-degree weather. Make first batch of coffee.

7:00 a.m.—Order all the EGGS TO ORDER.

7:30 a.m.—Attempt to drink coffee at Grill. Not too pleased. Add sugar and milk.

7:45 a.m.—Head over to AV Center.

7:55-9:45 a.m.—Two hours of singing Spanish songs. Propuesta Indecente on repeat.

9:50 a.m.—Grill. Fourth cup.

10:00-10:50 a.m.—Statistical Modeling with Clark [fancherc].

10:50 a.m.—Stop and say “hi” to Natalia [nakaidze] and Meera [ramamoor] at Bio Commons, run into five more people.

11:00 a.m.-1:30p.m.—Grill. Finish up Prob Stats homework with Josie [bircherj] and Michael [hurleymi]. Down some iced coffee (fifth cup).

1:30 p.m.—First trip to Saints. Five shot Americano. YUS.

2:15-3:05 p.m.—Prob Stats with Summer [wilkesum].

3:10 p.m.—Head over to Saints and fix Wi-fi issues. Second Americano.

4:15 p.m.—Racquetball and rock climbing with Kbi [viquezro]. Get ass kicked by her.

6:00 p.m.—Takeout. Attempt to do homework for an hour. Too distracted by random math book I got at the library the day before.

7:00 p.m.—Burling Shift.

7:10 p.m.—First paper jam.

7:25 p.m.—Continue trying to “fix” paper jam.

9:00 p.m.—Shift is over.

9:05 p.m.—Grill. Post-work coffee fix.

9:10 p.m.—Homework with Natalia [nakaidze], Meera [ramamoor], Hayley [hajichay] and Emily [hiltonem].

9:35 p.m.—Feel bitter about losing game earlier. Challenge Kbi to a game of pool. Scratch on black ball.

10:00 p.m.—AV Center. Continue singing Romeo Santos with Dan [tengdan] and Sam [rosensam].

12:00 a.m.—Close AV Center.

12:05 a.m.—Order omelet from Golden Dick.

12:15 a.m.—Brew batch of coffee. Start homework.

2:00 a.m.—Finish homework.

2:30 a.m.—Kum n Go run with Spencer [libertos].

3:00 a.m.—Try to sleep.

3:30 a.m.—Actually fall asleep.