7:14 a.m. — Wake up, like a prayer. “Life is a miss-turr-ree.”
7:25 a.m. — Look in the mirror, still look 15 …
7:45 a.m. — Take a shower, wash my cucurah! Wash mouth.
8:01 a.m. — Put on make-up? Nope, still look 15 …
8:02 a.m. — Get dressed, put on my smexy underpants.
8:20 a.m. — Leave Bunny Haus, 7th and Broad, come visit! Rumble room currently vacant.
8:21 a.m. — Ride blue petite penny-board #almostgetrunoverlikeasquirrel
8:24 a.m. — See flatten[ed] squirrel, oh my dayum!
8:27 a.m. — Shout out to the Egg bar peeps, them ‘huevos’ are always on point!
8:40 a.m. — Shout out to the Waffle bar peeps, them ‘huaffles’ are always on point!
9:00 a.m. — BURLING, I’m a proud Burling native.
10:00 a.m. — Class, if not Burling: think about spring drag show. #toosoon
12:00 p.m. — Feeding Time, everyone stares so instead you smile back … sometimes.
12:30 p.m. — Nap, I like to cuddle, I prefer being the big spoon. 😉
2:12 p.m. — Receive random text. #ItsGivingMeLife
4:00 p.m. — Pretty good day so far… #thinkofDougCutchins,keeperofmyheart
4:30 p.m. — Diving Practice: go Mad Dogs and Ducks, and Swans!
4:45 p.m. — Too many pike-ups, oh sweet baby Jesus!! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
5 p.m. — Survive one-meter board, as I attempt to fold like a pretzel.
5:10 p.m. — Hav[ing] random thoughts about my life plan, career and love interest or radical critical queer theory—while doing dives—can equal several smacks on your back, legs, face or mah precious goody bag.
5:30 p.m. — Survive three-meter board, really.
6:00 p.m. — “COME TO THE PIONEER CLASSIC at da BEAR and watch 12 schools do what they do best!!, 12/6 @ 6 p.m. and 12/7 @ 10 a.m. & 5 p.m.” – Princess Grace
6:30 p.m. — Awkwardly shower with other naked men, tensions are always too sexy.
6:35 p.m. — Lather up in shampoo. See, I told you it was too sexy.
6:45 p.m. — Random hair-flip. I can’t, I’m done!!
7:00 p.m. — I could eat a horse, and I do. Not enough chocolate cake in mah life.
7:30 p.m. — Headed over to Burling for like the millionth time! FML
9:00 to 12:00 a.m. — IDGAF
1:00 a.m. — Play the Ukulele. #young&beautiful
1:20 a.m. — Get ready for bed, wash mah cucurah again.
1:30 a.m. — Thank God for not making me basic, Amen.
1:45 a.m. to 7:14 a.m. — Hope to awake up again, this escalated too quickly.
