By Celestial Mistress, Celestial Maiden and Celestial Minion 

Aries

Theatrical Clowning: A Portal to Emotion and Gaslighting in the Round  

Taurus

Pee–wee Herman-eutics: A New Interpretation of 1980s American Children’s Television  

Gemini

The Quantum Realm: Why the Physics in Marvel Movies Makes No Sense  

Cancer

Plant Mythology: The Science Behind the Personification of Nature 

Leo

90s Horror: Theatre and Dance in the Occult  

Virgo

BananabaBio-Power: Minions and the Foucaultian Panopticon in “Despicable Me” 

Libra

Astrological Destinies: How to Actually Write Horoscopes  

Scorpio

Hormones, Pheromones and Fake Moans: The Chemistry of Sex  

Sagittarius

Phalluses, Fallacies: Siege Weaponry of the Early Modern Period 

Capricorn

Pretty Little Liars: The Physiological Aesthetics of Post-Truth Politics  

Aquarius

 HomoNeoliberal Loco-Motives: The Foundations of Critical Buttigieg Studies 

Pisces

Squirrelly Anthropomorphisms: Rodents in Iowan Imagery and Folklore