Aries: Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Taurus: Real Housewives of New Jersey
Gemini: Dance Moms
Cancer: Vanderpump Rules
Leo: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team
Virgo: Say Yes To The Dress
Libra: Jersey Shore
Scorpio: Teen Mom
Sagittarius: Flavor of Love
Caricorn: Amish Mafia
Aquarius: Ghost Adventures
Pisces: Naked and Afraid
— Sister Aurora Impulse