Horoscope: The Signs as Characters from Mad Men

Aries: Joan Harris

Taurus: Henry Francis

Gemini: Paul Kinsey

Cancer: Pete Campbell

Leo: Peggy Olson

Virgo: Lane Pryce

Libra: Betty Draper

Scorpio: Don Draper

Sagittarius: Sally Draper

Capricorn: Harry Crane

Aquarius: Roger Sterling

Pisces: Bert Cooper

— Sister Aurora Impulse