Horoscope: The Signs as Characters from Mad Men
November 16, 2017
Aries: Joan Harris
Taurus: Henry Francis
Gemini: Paul Kinsey
Cancer: Pete Campbell
Leo: Peggy Olson
Virgo: Lane Pryce
Libra: Betty Draper
Scorpio: Don Draper
Sagittarius: Sally Draper
Capricorn: Harry Crane
Aquarius: Roger Sterling
Pisces: Bert Cooper
— Sister Aurora Impulse