Horoscope: The Signs as Things S O F T B O I S Like

Aries: Black Coffee

Taurus: Cable knit sweaters

Gemini: Charles Bukowski

Cancer: Moleskine journals

Leo: Mac DeMarco

Virgo: David Foster Wallace

Libra: Overalls

Scorpio: Bumble

Sagittarius: Vice

Capricorn: Craft beer

Aquarius: American Spirits

Pisces: Wes Anderson

— Sister Aurora Impulse