Aries: Mean girls
March 21-April 19
You can be known to break some hearts and tear some shit up, but remember not to be too aggressive with the less razor-sharp-tongued among us. Try to be less concerned with what other people say and be more concerned with entertaining the rest of us. You already know that we’re obsessed!
Taurus: Club classics
April 20-May 20
By now you may be sick of hearing that you are the most dependable sign, but fear not, because Charli is here to tell you that isn’t a bad thing. You remind us what works and make sure no one forgets the old faves. Classic is the new fun and you, my friend, are the number 1 party animal.
Gemini: 360
May 21-June 20
Is it just me or am I seeing Geminis everywhere? Maybe it’s because there’s two of all of you or maybe your adventurous spirit means you’re always flying around campus, bopping from one thing to the next. One thing’s for sure, you are so Julia (ah ah aaaaah).
Cancer: Apple
June 21-July 22
Due to your somewhat emotional state, you often feel like no one understands you and have been known to decompress with the occasional airport drive. But don’t drive all night – you have classes in the morning! It’s time to get creative and find new ways to cope with your troubles.
Leo: Von dutch
July 23-August 22
You’re too powerful, Leo – in fact, queen brat Charli XCX is a Leo sun herself. When you have an issue, you aren’t afraid to address it straight up, even if that involves a little bit of high pitched screaming. We don’t want to get on your bad side, that’s for sure.
Virgo: Sympathy is a knife
August 23-September 22
A track that cuts deep seems fitting for one of the most introspective signs in the Zodiac. Your tendency to compare yourself to others and internalize your feelings can eat away at your confidence, but we believe in your ability to be that girl.
Libra: Talk talk
September 23-October 22
Never back down, never what? Never give up! Your go-getter attitude might get you far in your personal relationships, but we hope you can overcome those anxious-avoidant tendencies of yours and let your guard down every so often. Your most vulnerable self is beautiful!
Scorpio: I might say something stupid
October 23-November 21
Much like the length of this song, you leave us wanting more, no matter how much or little of yourself you choose to share with the world. Sometimes it’s okay to need a reality check, to ensure you don’t spend all of your time in la la land. You’re our favorite whimsical fairytale.
Sagittarius: Everything is romantic
November 22-December 21
The desire to look for romance and significance in everything is strong within you, we fear. While you may cope by curating your Pinterest and playlists to perfection, sometimes it’s okay to take a step back and put your non-poet hat on. Touch grass this week, dear friend.
Capricorn: I think about it all the time
December 22-January 19
As a master planner, you probably already have a vision of your future, but you also probably have doubts about if you are headed in the right direction. While this is entirely normal, try to relax once in a while and let the flow take you where it will. You’re a little young to worry about running out of time.
Aquarius: Girl, so confusing
January 20-February 18
Manic pixie dream who? Aquarius, we know you’re tired of being called an enigma, a mystery, but let’s work it out on the remix and accept the fact that we all know it’s oh so confusing to get lost in your head. Remember: your thoughts belong to you, and the best people will uplift you!
Pisces: Rewind
February 19-March 20
Looking for a rewind button? Here, use us as your free one-way ticket to delululand and back. While you spend a lot of time in your head, you have definitely taken the time to make it into somewhat of a home. We can’t help but admire your capacity for deep connection, just try to put your needs first sometimes!
