Aries: Indiana
March 21-April 19
Rock ‘n’ roll meets country when you’re out for a night on the town. Picture yourself in a flannel, it’s the ideal fit for your rugged nature.
Taurus: Iowa
April 20-May 20
Words to describe you include friendly and community oriented, all things we love about the state our college calls home. You are a steady pillar of your community just like Iowa is a steady pillar of the midwest.
Gemini: Michigan
May 21-June 20
Michigan has two distinct peninsulas, just like you have two sides. Just like you, this state has something to offer everyone as both a water and winter wonderland!
Cancer: North Dakota
June 21-July 22
Your self-protectiveness sometimes comes across as reclusiveness, and people have to put in some effort to see your charms. But just like this northern state, once people get close, they will fall in love with your bison and rolling hills, or whatever it is you have to offer …
Leo: Ohio
July 23-August 22
Home to The Ohio State University, you’ll never let the other states forget your victories over Michigan. You even have your own viral song — Swag Like Ohio.
Virgo: Minnesota
August 23-September 22
You’re the perfect combination of outdoorsy meets artsy. Ideally, you’re the best person to settle down and have two kids and a Goldendoodle in the suburbs that you take on family vacations to Lake Minnetonka.
Libra: Nebraska
September 23-October 22
All about balance, you sit right in the middle of the country. Though some might say you’re mid, you are cultivatinging-ly beautiful.
Scorpio: Wisconsin
October 23-November 21
Your jokes are kind of cheesy, and your smell is even cheesier. That’s why we are sending you to the land of the cheese lovers, you’ll fit right in!
Sagittarius: Illinois
November 22-December 21
Home to the cultural hub of the midwest, Chicago, you’re a fireball force to be reckoned with. We never underestimate your versatility, you’re the sagittarius superstar of transportation.
Capricorn: Kansas
December 22-January 19
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, but you are. You are hardworking, perfect for a life out in the fields. While this may not be the most glamorous, just know that you are an integral part of society.
Aquarius: South Dakota
January 20-February 18
We don’t care what anyone says, there’s more to you than just Mount Rushmore. One thing we know for sure is that you’re a monumental experience for sure.
Pisces: Missouri
February 19-March 20
At the center of the Midwest music scene, your jazzy style never gets cramped when you’ve produced Charlie Parker, Lester Young and Norman Brown. Everybody’s so creative!