9:45 a.m.—Wake up to Brent Soloway’s [’14] eighth alarm.
10:05 a.m.—Class.
11:50 a.m.-12:40 p.m.—Discuss THOTs with Uri Milian [’16] at lunch.
12:45 p.m.—Class.
2:05-2:50 p.m.—Lose my dignity to Shaun T doing the Insanity workout.
3:00-4:00 p.m.—Attempt to do work at the Grill, while really only gossiping with Sapir Blau [’14].
4:00-4:05 p.m.—Admire the squirrels outside.
4:05 p.m.—Check my Chase account balance.
4:06 p.m.—Sadly exit my H&M tab.
4:07 p.m.—Browse one of the many “Reasons why Chicago is the best” lists on my Facebook newsfeed.
4:11 p.m.—Debate buying a big cookie at the Grill.
4:12 p.m.—Think of Shaun T.
4:13 p.m.—Buy a big cookie.
4:14 p.m.—Feel guilty. (If you’re reading this … I’m sorry Shaun T).
4:15-4:30 p.m.—Bask in the glory that is the Wellness Lounge’s massage chair.
5:00-6:00 p.m.—Dinner with Kevin Charette [’15] and Andrew Frerick [’14], try to piece together where Kevin ended up the night before.
6:15-7:15 p.m.—Online window-shop. Yes, for an hour.
7:15 p.m.—Homework in the CCL.
7:20 p.m.—Browse 8tracks playlists, searching for the perfect study music.
7:27 p.m.—Settle on “Old School Baby Making Jamz.”
8:15 p.m.—Grill break. Catch up with Sapir, since I last saw her four hours ago.
8:30-10:30 p.m.—Serve hella Fat Tires at the Pub, particularly to one Kevin Charette…
10:35-11:30 p.m.—Homework/story time with Quinnita Bellows [’15] at Bob’s. Admire her outfit.
11:35 p.m.—Walk to Cowles Apartments.
11:40 p.m.—See Fabian Campos [’15]. Insult him.
11:50 p.m.-12:30 a.m.—Watch South Park with Brent and Eduardo Olmos [’14].
12:32 a.m.—Floss, hell yeah.
12:41 a.m.—Sleep to ocean sounds.
