Aries: Economics
March 21-April 19
Is your Prada at the cleaners? Thought so, Aries. With Mars ruling your sign, you are bound to strive for CEO with your large and in charge attitude.
Taurus: Anthropology
April 20-May 20
Down to earth, more like in the earth! If only Grinnell had an Archaeology major … welp. This is the closest we can get for your expertise.
Gemini: Languages
May 21-June 20
As the social butterfly of the Zodiacs, the best way to maximize the amount of people you can talk to is by learning all the languages. Just don’t upset Duo the Owl.
Cancer English with Education concentration
June 21-July 22
Now you can teach children all of the words to describe your feelings! We know they’re the only ones who will understand them anyways.
Leo: Theatre, Dance, and Performance Studies
July 23-August 22
According to Reddit user EmFly15, Glee’s Rachel Berry is also a Leo. Although that’s factually incorrect, we believed them. Go channel your inner Berry onstage, little lion.
Virgo: Computer Science
August 23-September 22
You might swear that you’re not a human computer, but we know better. We’re scared of your mind and how many secrets you keep, but you know what? The Internet truly is full of wonders.
Libra: Political Science
September 23-October 22
Checks and balances? Perfect for the most balanced of the zodiacs. In fact, we’re pretty sure every member of Mock Trial is either a Libra or a Leo. Prove me wrong.
Scorpio: Classics
October 23-November 21
The most misunderstood major for the most misunderstood sign. You’re not pretentious, you just never left your Greek mythology phase in middle school. Understandable.
Sagittarius: Philosophy
November 22-December 21
Most likely to pose like The Thinker without noticing award goes to … Sag! How’s the existential crisis treating you? Use that big brain of yours to explore the depths of humanity.
Capricorn: 3+2 Engineering Program
December 22-January 19
Grinnell’s lack of an engineering department wasn’t going to stop you. No doubt your persistence, ambition and crippling fear of failure will lead you to a high starting salary.
Aquarius: Independent Major
January 20-February 18
You quirky Aquarius, you. Always have to pave your own path, don’t you? You just had to be different. Average Grinnellian. As Gabriella Montez said in High School Musical 2, “you gotta go your own way.”
Pisces: Psychology
February 19-March 20
Trying to intuit where your sadness comes from? Typical Pisces. I mean, every Psych major wants to know why they are the way they are, but it just seems to come most naturally to you, don’t you think?
