The signs as first year party fouls


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Virgo (August 23-September 22) 

Planning the perfect party invite email signature for next week.


Libra (September 23-October 22)

Gets stuck chatting with a new friend outside before they can hit the dance floor.


Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Wallflowers for the whole night.


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Spills their drink on the Campus Safety golf cart.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Asks people on the dance floor to add them on LinkedIn the next day.


Aquarius (January 20-February 18) 

Remembers every name of every person they meet at the party and says ‘hi’ to them the next day.


Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Doesn’t dress to the theme, is asked to leave at the door. 


Aries (March 21-April 19)

Drops their drink and it shatters, waking neighbors.


Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Forgets who they came with and dances the night away.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Cries on the walk home, just because.


Leo (July 23-August 22)

Forgets to lock the door during their bathroom hookup.