Aries: Norris
March 21-April 19
You would assume that the most financially mindful sign wouldn’t incur the most fines, but it’s okay Aries — you are certainly the fittest of us, given that you practically live at the Bear.
Taurus: Gates
April 20-May 20
Without you, our castles would crumble. Like Grinnell’s trademark tower, you are someone we all can lean on through the tough times. We know who to call when we’re all ~tangled~ up.
Gemini: Rathje
May 21-June 20
We love you for your relaxed and cozy vibes but hate you for your distance. While you’re not the center of attention, you’re always worth the walk.
Cancer: James
June 21-July 22
You aren’t afraid to be yourself and we love that. While you are the most likely to have a silly goofy time, you are least likely to set off the fire alarms. Stay unproblematic!
Leo: Main
July 23-August 22
There’s never a dull moment in Main, and certainly never with you. We can always count on you for a fun time — and don’t worry, we’ll keep your business underground. Between the both of us, someone has to.
Virgo: Rose
August 23-September 22
Like this somewhat ignored East Campus residence hall, you like to fly under the radar. Remember to cross the train tracks and join the rest of the world sometimes instead of observing from afar.
Libra: Lazier
September 23-October 22
For the indecisive bunch who couldn’t decide between the energy of South and East’s beloved air conditioning, you found your home in the best of both worlds. Sing it, Miley.
Scorpio: Cowles
October 23-November 21
Always down for a good time, living with your closest friends and throwing a party is exactly what makes you jive — Cowles is the perfect place for you to live your best life.
Sagittarius: Younker
November 22-December 21
Full of personality, you’re always coming out with the next big event to unite your friends. You bring the spice to life, even when you’re just lounging around in the best lounge on campus.
Capricorn: Renfrow
December 22-January 19
We are not sure what to think of you just yet. What we do know is that you have loads of potential and are high in demand. Hopefully, you can execute your plans and smash expectations.
Aquarius: Loose
January 20-February 18
Like Loose, unlocking your secrets is like embarking down a labyrinthine spiral and, like the Loose lounge, you have a lot going on.
Pisces: Cleveland
February 19-March 20
Every Pisces we know is tapped into the divine feminine. We love that you chose spaces to be yourself — but remember to step out of your comfort zone once in a while.
