Horoscope: The Signs as Mom Rock Bands

Aries: The Police

Taurus: Heart

Gemini: Foreigner

Cancer: Tears for Fears

Leo: Def Leppard

Virgo: Fleetwood Mac

Libra: Pat Benatar

Scorpio: Mötley Crüe

Sagittarius: Bonnie Tyler

Capricorn: Tom Petty

Aquarius: Duran Duran

Pisces: Air Supply

— Sister Aurora Impulse