Horoscope: The Signs as Twin Peaks Characters

Aries: Gordon Cole

Taurus: Deputy Hawk

Gemini: Laura Palmer

Cancer: Sarah Palmer

Leo: Audrey Horne

Virgo: Albert Rosenfield

Libra: Donna Hayward

Scorpio: BOB

Sagittarius: Nadine Hurley

Capricorn: The Giant/Fireman

Aquarius: The Log Lady

Pisces: Dougie Jones