I think we could all use a few more demands on our time! I’m just kidding, but I’m going to take this time to suggest a few non-Instagram reels or drinking-based activities to take up your free time.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Gloving
Okay, maybe this one is a little related to Instagram reels. But I think you can and should do this without filming or posting it. Just glove alone in your room for hours on end. Put on live gloving performances and charge an entry fee. Anything in the world is possible.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Fermenting, brewing and canning
Back in the day this used to be a household chore, not a hobby. Now, hipsters everywhere are doing this for fun. I think salt of the earth Tauruses would find it relaxing and take pride in their provisions. Watch out for that botulism though.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): FX makeup
Since Geminis are already known for being two-faced, I encourage them to go ahead and make another one. Or an unlimited number of them via makeup and deceit. Trick your loved ones into thinking you grew another eye or something.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22): Magic tricks
I think Cancers can be pretty persuasive, and convincing your audience of something impossible is what magic is all about, baby.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Pogo sticking
This is a great way to get attention in public, I bet. Learn some awesome tricks to impress everyone.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Collecting stamps
Precise, methodical Virgos will have a knack for stamp collecting. You can get a huge binder. Or display them all over your house and force your friends and relatives to sit through another lengthy description of each acquisition.
Libra (September 23 – October 23): Collecting porcelain dolls
Libras are obsessed with beauty. I don’t think that’s always a superficial thing — it could mean beauty in an emotional or intellectual way — but in this case I mean it in terms of collecting intricately made dolls and displaying them in an intense and kind of creepy way.
Scorpio (October 24 – November 21): Raving
I feel like raving is back. Maybe it never left and I’m just becoming more aware of it. Either way, I think it’s time for Scorpios to get into it. Raves are definitely intense, as Scorpios tend to be.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Frisbee golf
I’m mostly saying this to be funny but honestly frolf is pretty fun. And one thing about Sagittarians, they’re always ready to have a good time! Also, it’s an individual sport — you can indulge your independent and very competitive sign.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Poker
Capricorns are ambitious and stubborn, two traits that lend themselves well to poker. They can also be pretty stoic, and where do you think the term “poker face” comes from? I would even recommend learning how to count cards or something, just to spice the game up.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Croquet
What a strange activity! I was going to call it a sport, but I don’t know if it counts. Aquarians can participate in croquet while wearing an extravagant outfit and talking about how this is all a metaphor for excess and self indulgence. You could get some good pondering done, I’m sure.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Fly fishing
Perhaps an obvious one, because Pisces is a pretty fishy sign. This isn’t your run of the mill fishing though — this is way cooler and more interesting. I bet you could reach a meditative state doing this.
