By Celestial Minion and Celestial Maiden

Aquarius

Can be found building their bunker, whispering ‘senior slump’ (referring to the geographical phenomenon that they are building their bunker into). Stay building.

Pisces

Can be found re-reading their favorite YA novels to their friends in bed. Stay young.

Aries

Can be found searching for apartments in Bushwick with no plan for a job. Stay optimistic.

Taurus

Can be found being ‘sick’ and blowing off their responsibilities in order to sleep in. Stay cozy.

Gemini

Can be found giving themselves a new spring haircut and buying a new wardrobe. Stay impulsive.

Cancer

Can be found vandalizing all their favorite spots on campus with poems they wrote first year. Stay sappy.

Leo

Can be found plotting schemes to figure out where their high school ex is going to move to. Stay loyal.

Virgo

Can be found lying to their mom about what postgrad programs they are applying to. Stay independent.

Libra

Can be found going through DB, figuring out who they’ll let kiss them at 100 days. Stay picky.

Scorpio

Can be found downloading pdfs from JSTOR before they lose institutional access. Stay passionate.

Sagittarius

Cannot be found… literally where are they? Stay restless.

Capricorn 

Can be found making an excel spreadsheet for all the people they want to get coffee with before they leave. Stay focused.